Being sick for a week has given me a lot of time to browse the internets. After all, one cannot live by Nordstrom sales alone . . . I saw a lot of things I liked, but there were a couple of items that were horrendous enough to distract me from my lifetime movie marathon.
First off, the return of the Skort.
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| Zara "Mini Skort" |
I am generally careful making fun of trends. Along with almost every other woman in America, I once swore that I'd never wear skinny jeans. (Don't judge it was 2006). But the skort . . . it's an item of clothing that can't make up its mind . . . Is it dressy? Is it casual? Why would a grown woman do this to herself? I think we can all agree that this trend should stay buried in our middle school year books, along with scrunchies and crimped hair. However, if you're looking for a chastity belt, I think this will work quite well. (P.S. I think this would be just as hideous as a skirt, but the fact that it's a skort only adds insult to injury).
Then, there was this . . .
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| Dax Jacket |
Is it a deconstructed peplum? Is it a maternity piece? Why is she wearing it with shorts?!?!?! Soooo, many questions.
And then there was this:
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| Faux Leather Track Pants |
Now, excuse me while I go nurse my chamomile tea and try to remind myself that there is good fashion out there. Have a good weekend!
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